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I Have Had A Hard On For Four Hours

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November 22, 2011, 4:02 am

So you are either 14 or you have overdosed on Viagra…

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Siri Can I Call You Cock?

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November 30, 2011, 6:55 am

Funny, his girlfriend can’t seem to see it, either.

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What Is Your Favorite Sexual Position?

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December 2, 2011, 7:02 pm

In the pocket.

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What Is The Average Human Penis Size?

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December 3, 2011, 7:05 pm

There- now are you feeling a bit short?

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Where Do Babies Come From?

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December 7, 2011, 10:16 am

Ever heard of the birds and the bees?

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I Am Gay

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December 7, 2011, 1:19 pm

I mean, come on, you work as an interior decorator, show tunes are always on the iPod,  you always wear sweaters, and your  favorite color is pink… what’s not gay about all that?

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Do You Like Taking It From Behind?

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December 8, 2011, 10:23 am

I am not sure Siri likes taking it at all…

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What Is The Best Way To Shave My Vagina?

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December 18, 2011, 2:42 am

Dont! Everyone loves a fluffy Va Jay Jay  

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My Condom Broke, Oh No…

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May 21, 2012, 6:12 am

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Where’s the best place to rape babies…

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June 2, 2012, 6:14 am

Are you talking sexual abuse or baby stores…

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Dildo Bugger and his sidekick Briana

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August 18, 2013, 7:45 am

I SERIOUSLY have no idea what this one is about.

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Who Sucks At Marriage?

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September 3, 2013, 7:22 am

  Not “In”… but “At”. Oh, wait, with Kim Kardasian, its all the same answer….

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I Want To Lick Some Nipples

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September 24, 2013, 3:47 am

You must learn some self control.

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Do I have Any Fucking Appointments Today?

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September 30, 2013, 6:32 pm

I guess you aren’t getting any then!

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Do You Like To Suck Big Dick?

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November 6, 2013, 6:25 am

This is about you Siri, not me.

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I Love You Siri

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March 15, 2014, 9:32 am

Pick up lines for Siri?

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What Are You Wearing?

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March 19, 2015, 1:12 pm

Does it come off?

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